The Defibrillator Toaster - If I bought one of those gizmos, my girlfriend would be so annoyed!

Every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:

"WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!"

"DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCs OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!"

"He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M"

"If we don’t restart his heart, he’s toast!"

"JESUS CRUST. JAM IT!"

"Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids."

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